i’m so sorry kids the easter bunny didn’t hide any eggs today because he smoked weed and now he’s dead. let that be a lesson to you
talk to your mother, open the windows, and forgive some one today.
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
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Divergent: AKA an entire movie where pretty much all you gasp and cry because of Prior sibling feels.
So my mother is watching this dumb horse movie on Netflix. I overheard the main character having a conversation with her love interest and he was all like, "It’s so easy to get a rise out of you!" after saying something rude to her.
And I will forever be disappointed that she didn’t say, ”You too. Your boner is showing you lil bitch.” And ride away by herself into the sunset.
I would watch the hell out of that horse movie.